Monday, April 18, 2011

Suck My Left One

In the last 20 years that I have spent living with Bi Polar Disorder(well gee, I suppose that's putting it mildly) , people (friends, family, and yes even Doctors!)have given me all sorts of brainless, cruel, cold, seriously silly, simply stupid, and awesomely absurd advice. They were either making poor attempts to somehow make me feel better, or they would just put their foot or any other foreign object in my ass hoping to knock the "crazies" out of me. Sadly, their attempts have totally failed.

Here are my thoughts on some of my least favorite bits of advice  I have heard over the last 20 years. I have envisioned these bits of advice morphing into filthy little cockroaches, falling out of your mouth to the floor, each one kissing the bottoms of my boots, going out with a CRUNCH instead of a BANG. How's that for some food for thought?